I love everything about this story– not just as a creepypasta but as a Sweet You Can Save Me Shut Up Mason Shirt concept as a whole. Making weird voices for my dogs is one of my favorite things and making them sassy and oblivious to their misdeeds is my fav. Well, my human typically doesn’t give a damn if I (pretend to )sleep on her laptop. But again, I’m a cat. Listen, dude, if I were you I’d check basement-something tells me that your dog worshipping Satan is the least of your problems right now. And don’t forget to wipe your internet history – especially if Wolfe can read.
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This is nuts! My dog always gives me great advice. Is it possible Wolfie knows you think he’s stupid and is Sweet You Can Save Me Shut Up Mason Shirt just trying to show you how much that hurts him? Try treating him with more respect and he’ll probably start giving you better advice. Like to get a job. Because you’re not going to be able to take anyone out for a burger or even make tacos if you have zero dollars. I do, however, think killing him out of fear of devil worship should be taken off the table.
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