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Hold on, hold on Funny All You Knead Is Loaves Vintage Shirt! We’re not open yet!” Maya Frisch wiped her brow as she pulled the last remaining loaves of bread from the oven. She gingerly set them down and inspected her latest work, despite the growing line of impatient customers waiting outside. The bread was a golden brown, with a thick, crispy crust. The room was filled with a buttery smell that never failed to make her mouth water no matter how many loaves she baked. Pleased with the final result, she took one last look over her bakery, breathed in deep to steady herself, and opened the doors to the public.

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Maya watched the Funny All You Knead Is Loaves Vintage Shirt passing sandstorm as she bit into her daily portion of matzah. It was hard to tell what was drier: the matzah or the sandstorm. She chewed quickly, partially to try and avoid the burnt flavor but mostly because the matzah had a habit of turning into an unpalatable mush the moment it entered one’s mouth. She closed her eyes and tried imagining that she was biting into a fresh sesame seed bagel instead of a sharp and pointy cracker made by someone who had never heard of seasoning before. It was a futile task. Her imagination was good, but not that good.

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You look like you swallowed a Funny All You Knead Is Loaves Vintage Shirt porcupine,” said her friend, Miriam. I feel like I did too,” said Maya. “Come on, we can’t keep going on like this. What’s the point of freedom if we can’t wake up to a fresh slice of toast or a sourdough right from the oven. Probably the lack of whippings and physical abuse,” said Miriam. “But no, you’re right. I’m sure bread is more important than that. Can’t you just ask your brother to help us out here?” said Maya. “I saw the plagues just like everyone else. You’re telling me he can summon a wave of frogs but he can’t conjure up a few croissants? What’s he even good for then? Hell, just give me the ingredients and a fire and I’ll make something better than this…culinary affront to nature.

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