What did I care about looking twenty years younger? I would still be sixty years old, wrinkles or not. Some magic cream wouldn’t change that. My mind and my health though, I did care about. Daily trips to Funny Flamingo And Wine Make Me Happy Shirt the gym never seemed enough to cut away at the flabby beer belly I had developed over my sixty years of life. I guess I should’ve considered that around a thousand beers and a hundred drunken nights ago. Even so, I kept at it. From fifty onwards, working out became my drug, my addiction. I figured if I took good care of my body now, maybe I could undo some of the damage that my younger self had done. Maybe, just maybe, I would reclaim a few more years, live a little longer, make better use of that fat retirement I had been stockpiling.
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