I still think of you, especially now, the past few years of I’m A Grumpy Unicorn Lady If You Don’t Want A Sarcastic Answer Don’t Ask A Stupid Question Shirt deep questioning in my own life, sorting through memories. We played time-traveling alien unicorns, yes, but do you remember how we’d go down into my basement, where my dress-up bin was, and I would do your makeup, you’d don a dress. I would put my long hair in a baseball cap, and wear your cargo shorts, a big t-shirt. Do you remember our games of pretend that we were an old couple during the depression?
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You were the old lady, hitting people with your cane to I’m A Grumpy Unicorn Lady If You Don’t Want A Sarcastic Answer Don’t Ask A Stupid Question Shirt get cans from my mom’s pantry, the supermarket. I was a grumpy old man who’d sit on the porch and spray kids with the hose, yelling “get off my lawn!” Did you know that after I saw you pee, I cried over and over again that I could not pee standing up? How much I cried when I learned that I would never grow a penis? I cannot question my gender without thinking of those 5 long ago years.
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Where are you now? Who are I’m A Grumpy Unicorn Lady If You Don’t Want A Sarcastic Answer Don’t Ask A Stupid Question Shirt you now? Did these games make as big of an impression on you as they did on me? Have you transitioned? Do you think of me? Have you flocked to Reddit for support? What would our lives be like if we had stayed in touch- what support could we have offered each other? I’ve been through so much in these 22ish years, I’m sure you have too. This is my virtual message in a bottle I toss into the ocean of the internet as the world ends.
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