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So, timeline. This was around 2015, not sure what month, but it was Pretty Bear St Bernard Dad Ever Vintage Shirt around 11 at night. I was driving from my dad’s place to my mom’s. I’ve said this a couple of times now, but my dad has 75 acres of spooky ass land where most of my stories take place. Anyway, I was driving. I had just started down the long driveway when I felt like I was being watched. Not cool, but it happens more often than you would believe. I’m nearing the highway when I see a dark shape at the edge of the woods. Oh well, probably a deer. I shake it off. We have tons of wildlife in the area, from deer to panthers to the occasional bear. … and then it starts chasing me.

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Keep in mind, please, that Pretty Bear St Bernard Dad Ever Vintage Shirt this shit is practically NORMAL in my mind. I have tons of weird stuff that happens, and it’s not like it was just barreling at me. It just moved after my car, staying at the edge of the woods. So, I keep my pace. I turn onto the highway and speed up to 50 or so. I keep noticing something in my peripheral though, so I slow down and start looking for what it could be. A few yards behind me, I see this HUGE dog. I grew up with larger dogs, my aunt had an st bernard mix growing up, and I’ve had various large dogs. This thing was literally the size of my car. I know I mentioned bears before, but bears don’t chase cars and we only have black bears, which are like the most docile kind.

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I seemingly can’t shake it for too long. So, in an act of bravery (read stupidity), I pull over in a Pretty Bear St Bernard Dad Ever Vintage Shirt church parking lot, thinking maybe it’s some sort of hell beast and it won’t come into the light or onto church land. Holy shit was I wrong. I stop and get my phone out to call my boyfriend. In that span of time, it catches up and jumps onto my car. I can see and feel and hear the metal popping and creaking, and I see drool splatter onto my windshield. I scream, dropping my phone. It jumps off of my car, onto the hood, where I get a glimpse of it before it goes into the Cemetary and disappears. (Gated cemetery. It jumps the fence.)

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