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I was the only one working (he’d been laid off and was waiting in for CDL classes to start), 3) we live in Nice Labrador Retriever I Love Mom Tattoos Shirt the country on a very busy road with nowhere to walk the dog, and no fence in which she could play (beagles NEED fences and are high energy), and 4) I didn’t want a puppy. Period. She doesn’t mean that she just doesn’t want to ask you for something big,” Timeshare assured him. “Women are always testing their men. We can’t ever just come out and say what we want.” Bullshit, bro. She also pushed to get me a poodle puppy instead, because that’s what she likes. Maybe she thought if I had another beagle to love/obsess over I’d be more willing to let LO go on long visits to her house? I have my suspicions. FH was absolutely no help in training the puppy. I’d come home and have pee and shit all over the house, destroyed toys, carpet, shoes, everything.
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