Bigfoot. The Loch Ness monster. The Nice My Broom Broke So I Become Policeman Halloween Shirt Black Knight satellite. Extraterrestrials kidnapping and probing people. All of it’s real. Before you try and challenge that, ask yourself – why wouldn’t very wealthy and very expensive people have the means to “prove” urban legends wrong? All of it’s real. Except for lizard people. Do you know how different we are from lizards? Nobody could be both. That’s just dumb. Anyway
Nice My Broom Broke So I Become Policeman Halloween Shirt, Tank Top, V-Neck, Ladies Tee For Men And Women
The reason I know all of this is because I’m someone employed to Nice My Broom Broke So I Become Policeman Halloween Shirt help manage all these special little pets and keep them from breaking into the “real world.” I was recruited by a three-letter agency after I managed to calm and contain a wendigo on a camping trip. Since it ate the previous containment professional, I was a shoo-in for the job.
Official Nice My Broom Broke So I Become Policeman Halloween Sweatshirt, Hoodie
It’s a research base in the Alaskan wilderness. That’s not exactly uncommon in Nice My Broom Broke So I Become Policeman Halloween Shirt this line of work. I’m really not supposed to tell you this, but I guess it’s only fair. This was a cutting-edge research facility built on a leyline – a spiritual energy source – and the researchers were looking for a way to study and use it. This leyline was news even to us and doesn’t match up with any historical record – apparently, it only surfaced after an underground earthquake shattered an ancient ice sheet. The leyline itself was miles down but was strong enough to be picked up by surface readings through some cracked ice.